The Integral of tee-squared dee tee,

From one to the cube root of three,

Times half the cosine,

Of three-pi over nine,

Is the log of the sixth root of `e`.

There was a young lady named Bright,

Whose speed was far faster than light;

She set out one day

In a relative way,

And returned home the previous night.

A Dozen, a Gross and a Score,

plus three times the square root of four,

Divided by seven,

Plus five times eleven,

Equals nine squared and not a bit more.

A mathematician called Klein,

Thought the Mobius band was divine.

He Said, 'If you glue,

The edges of two,

You'll get a weird bottle like mine!'

There once was a brainy baboon,

Who always breathed down a bassoon,

For he said, "It appears,

That in millions of years,

I shall certainly hit on a tune."

Katherine had a maths problem that beat her,

So she called for Rob to come meet her.

He said don't perplex,

'Cause d`y` times d`x`,

Is `r` times d`r` times dθ.